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Sunday, October 16, 2011

5 Things I Swore I Wouldn't Be Able to Live Without


When I was leaving India after a lifetime six months there were certain things I swore I wouldn't be able to live without. 
Photo by Harini Calamur
I recently found a packet of Fatafat (a tangy digestive goli like hajmola) in my drawer and realized I had forgotten of its existence. Yet, when I left India, the biggest question was, how will I live without fatafat? So I looked through my things and made a list of 5 things I swore I wouldn't be able to live without.


1. Rickshaws - Hey, when you can't drive in India, your conveyance is your local auto, and with rickshaws and taxis at every corner it really isn't that big a deal. Driving in Canada seemed like so much bigger of a hassle than stepping out to the rickshawala who knew where my gym was or telling a driver.


Photo by Khuroshvili Ilya
2. Great shopping - Ok maybe I can live without it, but who wants to? It adds so much to an upbeat lifestyle. How would I ever live without shopping amongst the coolest styles and updated fashion? And 100 Rs. chappals (shoes) from fashion street? Yes please!

3. Cheap, delicious, yummy food - Oh how I dearly miss 30 Rs Pav Bhaji that made my mouth burn or bhel puri on the streets of Mumbai. How I live without them I'm not sure but life is definitely better with them. The food is delicious, cheap and all encompassing, so whether I want pizza or chaane bhature on the go, it results in the same amount of effort, cost and tummy happiness. 


Photo by Yogesh Rao
4. The people - You don't realize how many people are involved in your life in India (for better or for worse) until you leave. From your shopkeeper to your aunt, everyone is looking out for you. Especially in smaller cities, living feels like a team effort.

5. The beat - All places and countries have a beat. A rhythm you fall into as soon as you land. Being in sync with India's heartbeat is indescribable. No one can deny the rush of energy you feel when you're walking on a foothpath there or the drain when you leave.
Photo by Khuroshvili Ilya
Now the question is, was deciding to live without Fatafat the best decision I ever made or one worth reconsidering? What are some things you swore you couldn't live without?

Monday, September 26, 2011

Overheard in India

Overhearing funny and sweet things in India are ideal examples of a dual-SIM identity. While they may be something normal for someone living there, they can evoke different emotions in someone else. Here are a few things I've heard in India:
Photo by Seema / Simi


The Outrageous
Person to employee: Woh pagalo ke doctor ko deaao. [Go give it to the crazy people's doctor.]
Me: Confused look
Another person in the room: Psychiatrist.


The Adorable:
The Canadian flag's description in India: "Red and white with the Mohabbatein wala patta." 
[Red and white with the leaf from the movie Mohabbatein.]


The Interesting
My driver's description of Gurgaon, "Haryana ka Singapore." [Haryana's Singapore] 


The Sweet yet Amusing:
From a Domino's salesman on the phone taking my order "Aap extra cheese lellejiye, apka pizza delicious ho jayega."
[This one is hard to explain...any suggestions?] 


There are countless such situations and I'm sure I'll be discussing them in many more posts to come. What are some interesting things you've overheard in India? 

Sunday, July 17, 2011

An X-Ray Story

There are a lot of similarities between living in India and Canada but there are also some major differences. From the involvement of other people in your life, to the definition of what consists of a hassle, life is different to say the least.

These stories, tagged as India Stories, are a reflection of what life is like on the other side of the globe. Today I begin with one such experience during my last trip to India. I had to get an x-ray done, nothing serious, however I'm not one to advertise medical checkup's and was in for quiet a shock.
Photo from GarlicChop
Because you see, in Canada:

The doctor says, get an x-ray.

I go to an x-ray clinic and get one done.

But in India...

The concern is told to a doctor, while he is visiting my house. As a result a few of my family members, the doctor, his wife and daughter now know.

On the way to the x-ray clinic we tell the few people who work in our house. Of course, we don't say "We're going for some work," or even "We're going to get an x-ray done" we say, says "We're going to get an *insert specific type* x-ray done." Now two employees know.

At the clinic the staff knows, which is normal.

On the way back we run into my mom's friend from 20 years ago, who overhears my mom on the phone saying I am having an *insert specific type* x-ray done. Of course, the long lost friend now asks me about it.

While my mom calls home, an uncle is over, along with his son who is visiting from Mumbai. You guessed it...they now know.

Oh wait, it wasn't done here. The x-ray then goes to the doctor, who's driver is an old acquaintance, you know where this is going...

Seema feels violated and hopes no one offers her medication on the street. The x-ray of *insert specific type* is normal.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

India Withdrawal - Stages 3 and 4

(Find Stage 1 of India Withdrawal here and Stage 2 here.)


For some people, a simple salary conversion is all it takes for a reality check. For others, slow acceptance is in the cards. Which leads us to stage 3.


Photo from smritithecopywriter.blogspot.com
An advertisement for Naukri.com (Jobs in India)
Stage 3: Annoyance but acceptance of reality
You know what, the fact is, you live in *insert name of country here* and not India. It's annoying, sometimes liberating (Canada is pretty amazing) and you're just going to have to deal with it. So once again, you accept big supermarkets where nobody knows where anything is and the solitary confinement, most of the time anyway. 

You make a plan
Does anyone know how long humans can hibernate for? 


Have a scheduled meeting with a human today. 

Observe
Note to self: Don't force people to eat in winter wonderland. Evokes unpleasant response.  

In winter wonderland if you greet a random man on the street you're being nice. In India, it means you love him. 

So much easier to ask a vendor if he has a vegetable than walk miles in a grocery store for an employee who doesn't know anyway. 

Notice the positives...
Ah, the land of public washrooms! 

Someone I didn't know said hi to me on the street today. Only in winter wonderland! 

Note: Occasional outbursts of withdrawal can happen at anytime. (We'll talk about triggers in a future post.) 
Missing Bhel Puri         


So why does anyone leave India again? 


Stage 4: Multiple pathways


Photo from Wallpaperstock.net
If you've made it to stage 3, chances are you'll be staying here for a while. Some promise themselves they'll visit India soon, others, most of us, get back to normal life. Either happily, loving all that the beautiful country has to offer, others grudgingly, numbing the disconnect.


And some like me, move back and forth between the two options...it's all about balance right?


Saturday, June 18, 2011

India Withdrawal - Stage 2

(Find Stage 1 of India Withdrawal here.)

Stage 2: Trying to fix it
Photo from Cadbury India

Ok humans are all about survival, and what do we do when Darwin's law is about to get the best of us? We try to survive. Hence, the hunt for a cure begins.

Tweets from stage 2
The lack of humans has resulted in unethical amounts of loud music. 

Now playing Sheilaaa, sheila ki jawaani

Note to self: If you're going to microwave chocolate to recreate chocolate melted goodness that results from warm weather, unwrap it first.

Photo from Most Viral Media
Koffee with Karan is a great cure for India withdrawal!

I *must* force somebody to eat today. 

In some extreme cases this might be the point where you start job hunting in India. (Or at least ponder the idea.) Some look at flight deals, maybe make a few calculations...and dream. A lot.

What happens next? Stay tuned for Stages 3 and 4


Find Stages 3 and 4 of India withdrawal here.

Monday, June 13, 2011

India Withdrawal - Stage 1

Leaving India can be hard, especially if you had a long stay there or went back after a long time. I went through major India withdrawal symptoms after a recent trip back, so like any rational 21st century individual, I tweeted about it. It's refreshing to read how I felt then and I'm tempted all over again. Clear stages are also apparent, so I created a guideline.


Photo from Smashing Magazine
Stage 1: Shock and Confusion
This is the stage where you feel like somebody sucked all the humans out of the universe and left you alone with unlimited WiFi internet. There is an eeriness about your surroundings, with no sabji wala's (vegetable vendors) or neighbours (that you talk to anyway) and the liveliness that is India . You are madly in touch with all things Indian, from music and hot cups of chai to friends and family. 


Tweets from stage 1
Back to winter wonderland. Only a 40 degree temperature drop. 

itana sannata kyu hai bhaii 

Where are the humans? 

Helloooo, anybody home? Echooo
  
Eating polo.

I have reached a new level of understanding for polar bears. #hibernation #winterwonderland #Indiawithdrawal

During this stage, you miss everything about India, from the traffic noises to the tempting aromas. This is also the stage of constant comparison. 


Do you stay forever in this stage? Of course not. You move on to stage 2, "Trying to fix it." Stay tuned.


Find Stage 2 of India Withdrawal here.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

What is a Dual SIM Identity?

Do you ever wonder what a dual SIM card phone feels like? It carries the weight of two completely different identities with it, which are still oddly linked. Having to switch from one to the other, as the world desires and playing the balancing act. Dual SIM is the best way I can describe the constant struggle between wanting to be in India and being content in Canada.

Photo by Secondhack.com
You see, a dual SIM phone is never content with only one of the SIM's. Especially when they make up what it is.
Does it have to choose? Sometimes. 

Hence, the birth of Dual SIM Identity - a place where I indulge in the Dual SIM identity instead of fighting it. Most of the time anyway...

Note: Micromax Bling is our model today as it fondly reminds me of India.